torbjorn who is happily married and loves his kids (biological as well as his adopted ones) and is generally fairly content apart from the occasional overwhelming guilt abt indirectly causing the omnic crisis looking around at the rest of the Overwatch Seniors ¾ of whom faked their deaths and are struggling w identity crises/messiah complexes and the last whos LARPing as an ancient knight bc he cant process his trauma: hm.
learning that most trees do not derive from a single lineage but actually only look and function superficially similarly due to convergent evolution is one of the most fucked up things i’ve ever learned and i will never be the same person as i was before i learned that
Oak trees are quite a bit more closely related to roses than they are to pine trees.
So are apple and cherry and pear trees! But palm trees are basically grass
Like many animal lines have gotten Huge and Lumpy in the ocean, so have plants gotten Tall and Woody in the sunlight.